dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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