It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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