Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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