no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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