I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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