Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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