i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Randomize
