haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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