We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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