Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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