Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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