They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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