Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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