apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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