he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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