I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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