you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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