I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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