They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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