Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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