if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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