so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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