I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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