I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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