Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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