I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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