I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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