Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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