It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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