yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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