Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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