i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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