were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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