Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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