Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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