I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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