She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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