What a fucking waste of an outfit
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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