just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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