what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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