god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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