The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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