You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize