I need help removing her.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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