Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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