Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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