these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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