pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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