i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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