Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I would ride that face into the sunset
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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