BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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