Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
ok first of all what the fuck
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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