Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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