Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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