Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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