I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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