I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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