Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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