We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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